MOPAR
 

What MOPAR stand's for;

Massively Over Powered And Respected

Move Over Plymouth Approaching Rapidly

Made Of Performance And Reliability

Massively Out Performed All Resistance

And What Chevrolet Stands For;

Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time

Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips



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What about fords, they cant be left out.
Found
on
road
dead


I heard all mopars come with walking shoes in the glove box?

So when they break down, you have a nice pair of shoes to walk home with....lol

Massively
over
Priced
American
Rust Buckets

My Old Pig Aint Running

Most Often Passed At Races

Mostly Old Paint And Rust

Miscellaneous Oddball Parts Assembled Ridiculously

Now this is getting good, But let's not forget-- Fix Or Repair Daily


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MOPAR
 

Move Off Pavement And Repair

First On Race Day

MOPAR
 

Flying
Objects
Rendured
Dangerous

Steve Hall the comedian with the puppet "Shotgun Red" has a whole bunch of em for ford chevy ..all of em.

Fiat...(in an italian acent) Fix it again Tony

AMC "Aint my car"

Ford Backwards "Driver returns on Foot"

Dodge "Dem old dudes go everywhere"

Ford Flip over and read directions, Flimsy old rebuilt dodge
Pinto Put in new transmision often

GMC Got mechanic coming

Toyota "Too often Yankee overprice this auto"

Chevrolet Cracked heads every valve rattles oil leaks exhaust toots.

GMC- GENNERIC MOTOR COMPANY


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MOPAR
 

Make
One
Pass
And
Rebuild

Re: MOPAR
 

Now that one I like....TRUTH HURTS.........

Yeah those funny car & top fuel team's does rebuild those hemi's after every run, unlike a ''CHEBBIE'' at least they have something to work with :!: :!:


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There IS a reason that top Fuel uses 'a Hemi'. Chebs and Frds don't make enough POWER ! :P :P :P

Oh double D they can't help it they haven't driven anything with power, sooooo they just have to settle with what they have got, If they drove a ''MOPAR'' down the track someone would have to pry them out of the seat :!: :!: I agree restoring is boring who want's a trailer queen anyway :?:

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I think they don't run chevy because then they would be too fast, they don't break, and the pit crew would be out of a job. :lol: :lol:

Are you suggesting that the Mustangs John Force Drives aren't powered by a Big Block Ford? :lol:

That is what i am saying, HEMI, Ford or Chevy could not handle the pressure :!:


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sure am glad we are all friends!!!! KNOWING THAT THE BIG V8 even the small v8 is over in a production car im starting to like them all from amc to olds. im trying to buy all the early v8s i can.up to around early 80s.even 2dr. rwd cars, again i dont car if its ford chevy buick amc olds what ever.

you know i can't let this go on---------my son is looking at a 440 powered dodge dakota with dana 60's front and rear/ and 40 inch tires with nice deep gears-it will be a HANDFUL AND NICE--BUT I AM PARTIAL TO MY FORDS!!!!!!!!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Welcome back old friend, man i have missed your input :!: :!:


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OH NO!!----IT IS THE FORD GUY :shock: :shock: :shock: ---I WILL TRY TO TUNE IN MORE AS I AM FREE MORE OFTEN---

All I know is all this blatent Chevy bashing needs to stop. :cry:

WE NEED TO MAKE IT A HATE CRIME :idea: :idea:

TODD-----------I DID HAVE A 69 396 SS THAT WOULD NOT STOP BURNING THE TIRES[I DID LIKE IT!!! :lol: :lol: ]
AND 4 OTHER DIFFERENT CHEVYS OVER THE YEARS
BUT I BUILT THE SMALL BLOCK MUSTANGS JUST TO MAKE OTHER PEOPLE MAD[ IT DID TAKE ALOT OF THEIR MONEY ON SATURDAY NIGHTS] :oops: :oops: :oops:
LIVELY

Ok Ok Ok i will stop, but i loved every minute of it, just like i said in a pm to someone, my brother runs a 92 camaro with a big block and yes it's a chevy :( :( , we run together, my younger brother drives mine right now as some of you know, Dr still say's no to me racing, but just thought i would clear the air on this.bUT MAN WAS IT FUN WATCHING SOME SQUIRM :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Cracked Head Every Valve Rattles Oil Leaks Every Time :lol:

That part's actually true....lol

hey lively glad to see you back!!!!we can trow all the fun at fords we want but it looks like they will be the only ones left.

Here is neutral comment:

I like all hot rods, make, model, color, etc... I do not discriminate. All Hot Rods should be treated equally...

Lets face it, we are a dying breed of folks that need to stick together. If we don't, we will be taken over by Honda Civc's around the world with mona tips & lowering kits.

Therefore; I tell you my friends, we are all there is left of rubber burning, piston thumping, cam loping, wheel standing, fire breathing car freaks that must stick together in unity my brotheren.

yeah i have been joking around with some of them, i bet they thing i am the meanest S.O.B that ahs been on here, but it has all been in fun, i'll quit now. :!: :!:


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WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY QUIT NOW :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
I THINK I MIGHT PUT A 500 CADI IN MY RANCHERO--HONESTLY 8) 8) I FOUND A 500 HORSE/ NITROUS ENGINE [IT HAS BEEN DYNOED AND THAT IS ALL THE TIME IT HAS]--NOT 35 MILES FROM ME THAT I SUPPOSE TO CHECK ON THIS WEEKEND
IT WOULD JUST BE DIFFERENT :oops: :x :x :xIT IS NOT A CHEVY!!!!! IF I CAN GET SOME TRACTION :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
LET YOU KNOW

I like all hot rods, make, model, color, etc... I do not discriminate. All Hot Rods should be treated equally...

Lets face it, we are a dying breed of folks that need to stick together. If we don't, we will be taken over by Honda Civc's around the world with mona tips & lowering kits.

Therefore; I tell you my friends, we are all there is left of rubber burning, piston thumping, cam loping, wheel standing, fire breathing car freaks that must stick together in unity my brotheren.[/quote]

AMEN :)

man dont quit now! i wrote all these good ones down to hang in the shop. i like em. they is funny!!!! scooter is so right.when you can find more 22rs in the yards and in peoples shop floors than a 350 chevy something is changing.and it aint good!! i love all the american v8s. theres a built 304 amc engine on craigslist in my area. been tring to get hold of the owner. i dont own any amc products, but i know where theres a good pacer bodyat lol.keep up the good pokin fun at jokes guys. thats all we will have left in the coming years.

outlaw we dont no stinky amc around shop LOL :D :D :D :D

Acura: Awful,Crappy,Unreliable, Rusty Automobile
Acura: Automobile Causes Universal Road Accidents
Acura: All Cars Usually Require Adjustment
Acura: Any Child Understands Real Automobiles
Acura: Americans Can Underestimate Routine Accidents
Acura: Another Case of a Useless Requested Acronym?

Audi: Accelerates Under Demonic Influence

Beetle: Battered Everywhere, Expect To Lose Engine

BMW: Babbling Mechanical Wench
BMW: Beastly Monstrous Wonder
BMW: Beautiful Masterpieces on Wheels
BMW: Beautiful Mechanical Wonder
BMW: Big Money Waste
BMW: Big Money Works
BMW: Blasphemous Motorized Wreck
BMW: Born Moderately Wealthy.
BMW: Break My Windows
BMW: Broken Money Waster
BMW: Broken Monstrous Wonder
BMW: Brutal Money Waster
BMW: Bumbling Mechanical Wretch
BMW: Big Money Waster
BMW: Blasphemized Motorized Wreck
BMW: Bastard Money Wielders
BMW: Bowel Movement Wagon

Buick: Big Ugly Import Car Killer
Buick: Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer
Buick: Built Under Inspection of Cooky Korean



Chrysler: Car Having Really Yucky Stupid Lazy Engine Runs
Chrysler: Could Have Remained Your Sickly Lame Elderly Relative's

Citroen: Crap Interior Terrible Road-holding Owned Entirely by Nutters

Dodge: Dead Or Dying Garbage Emitter
Dodge: Drips Oil, Drops Grease, Everywhere
Dodge: Dem Old Dudes Go Everywhere

Datsun: Detroit's Angry Towards Sneaky Unscrupulous Nips

Fiat: F**king Italian Attempt (at) Transportation.
Fiat: Failure in Automotive Technology
Fiat: Feeble Italian Attempt at Transportation
Fiat: Fix It Again Tony?
Fiat: Fix It All the Time
Fiat: F*ck in a Taxi.

Ford: F**ked over rebuilt Dodge
Ford: F**ker Only Runs Downhill
Ford: F*cked on Race Day
Ford: F*cking Over-Rated Disaster
Ford: F*ckin' Out-Right Dangerous
Ford: First On Recall Day
Ford: First on race day
Ford: Fix Or Repair Daily
Ford: Found on road dead
Ford: Fraternal Order of Restored DeSoto's
Ford: F*ckin Owner Real Dumb!!
Ford: (backwards) Driver Returns On Foot



G.T.I.: Got Tossers Inside

Honda: Helping Out Nips Destroying America
Honda: How Odd-No Damn Acceleration
Honda: Hold Overs Not Doing Anything
Honda: Hell Of a Nice Damn Automobile
Honda: Hand Over Dollars to Asians

Jaguar: Jews And Germans Usually Argue Retail

Jeep: Junk Eletrical and Emissions Parts
Jeep: Jump Excitedly in Every Pothole.
Jeep: Just Eat Every Pickle.
Jeep: Junk Everyone Eyes for Parts
Jeep: Jinxed Engine has Extra Parts
Jeep: Jumps Everything Ever Parked

Mazda: Model All Zoids Drive Aimlessly

Mopar: Most Often Passed At Races
Mopar: Mostly Old Parts And Rust
Mopar: Mostly Old Paint And Rust
Mopar: Making A Zillion Dollars Annually
Mopar: Mitsubishi's Over Priced American Replicars

Nissan: Now In Some Sh*tty Automobile Nightmare
Nissan: Nasty Import Sucks Savings Away to Nippon

Oldsmobile: Oh Look Dammit, Some Massive Oil Burning Idiot's Leaking Everything
Oldsmobile: Old Loose Dented Sheet Metal Outdated By Infamies Like Edsel

Pinto: Put In New Transmission Often

Plymouth: Pontiac Poor old ni**er thinks it's a Cadillac
Plymouth: Poor Old Nitwit Thinks Its A Cadilliac

Porsche: Puts Out Really Smoky Carbonate Hazardous Emissions
Porsche: Phased Out Racer-Still Can't Hold Engine
Porsche: Please Overlook Really Sh*tty Cardboard Horrible Engine
Porsche: Pulled Over Regularly So Cops Have Enough

Renault: Retarded Engine No Acceleration Ugly Lump of Trash

SAAB: Stupid, Arrogant Asshole Babies
SAAB: Such an arrogant bastard!
SAAB: Swedish Automobile - Always Broken

Subaru: Send Undercover Boat And Radioactive Uranium

Toyota: Taking Our Yen Out -- Thanks All

Triumph: The Risk Involving Useless Machinery Pays Heavily

VW: Very Worthless

STP: Stop Those Pistons.

E.F.I.: Extra F*cking Insurance

BOW TIE: Big Over Weight Tired Impotent Engines

NAPA: Never Any Parts Available.




wanted to make sure i dint miss none so theres proly alot of repeats

damn i forgot to delete one of them bashin chevy :cry: :cry: